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I'm just gonna be honest.
I'm tired of getting nowhere by playing that terrible game. You know, where the guy pretends to be what girls say they want or what love gurus say girls are supposed to find "desirable". I'm just gonna post all the good, the bad and the ugly of what I am with humorously pathetic hopes that some girl out there, who is into whatever I am, might read this and send me an eager reply... So here it goes. I have a non-existent social life. Any shred of social skills that I posses that make me seem remotely like a normal person is just crap I practice in front of a mirror every other day so I can say "How are you?" and "Have a nice day." without being awkward as hell and no I don't mean "teen budding into a adulthood" awkward, I'm talking about " Cera got with a magic stick of " God tier awkward. If you don't know what that means, it means I am damn awkward. I hate being in public or around people I don't know and I'm not interested in meeting them either because generally I find people annoying and from experience they don't really like how blunt I am cause, you know, everyone has to be happy. I love to hate things. I mean, I love to like things as well and I'm not constantly griping at everything or being bitchy and depressing but I just really enjoy not liking things, it's like my ship in a bottle and I'm Holden Caulfield (and no, that's not my real name). I have not dated since high and have not even been in any sort of to meet new women, I find them terrifying. Both my jobs are arranged in a way where I'm never around the customers and yes, we all like it that way. I spend most of my time sitting at home playing violent video , , watching star trek, reading manga and of course, looking up porn on the internet. My collection of porn is so big that a loading bar comes up whenever I click on the folder, damn impressive huh? Did I mention I have my own place with no room mates or parents? Gee that must be a diamond in the , right? My taste in music is generally unpopular and the lyrics are repulsive to decent people. I also love dirty humor and and I'm not talking about lame jokes or poop jokes, I mean stuff that is just so terrible it's brilliant. (for an example look up, walls fall out) I'm a wizard at creative problem solving, repairing things and I'm very talented at art of all , I mean obviously I just have to be good at art and inventing. I'm a socially dysfunctional weirdo, that personality often comes with the part of being extra creative. Really, I'm just amazing at anything that doesn't require a vast demand of memory or energy, I can't even remember my own social security number do I try so that should reinforce the previous statement. I am very smart but I'm too lazy to apply myself and honestly I just don't see the point anymore. I'm content where I am, which is more than most people can say. I mean just look at , he hung himself. I believe the less you have the more you are most likely going to enjoy life. I'd just really like some female company to enjoy it with. I'm not looking for adult seeking sex tonight Theresa NewYork 13691 pity, I don't want some emotionally driven female version of prince charming to come and "rescue me" I just want some girl who is physiy in looks and is much as prematurely burnt out as I am. Someone who literally has nothing to lose and no social life to ruin from hanging out with someone like myself. I'm not crazy about tattoos or wild piercings and I would prefer if you didn't do . I am a year sober and am finally off probation. It would also be sweet if you were also somewhat inexperienced on sexual stuff, I don't really like sluts, they gross me out.
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